do a CT scan
positron emission
stress ECG
or an EEG
myography
ultrasound
X-Ray chest
body scan
do every blood(y) test
known to man
test my breathing
dab my stools
dip my pee
sample my drools
exhale
inhale
hold it
spit
strength
eyesight
oh I see
hearing
what WHAT
is hammering
stammering
reflexivity
conductivity
weigh me
mark my height
BMI
photograph my gait
then MRI
open and close
a stitch in time
inject some dye
I'm turning morose
and don't give a dime
for my prognose
so
blood transfuse
don't refuse
a transplant or two
before you
anaesthetise me
for an ECT
or better still
some CBT
I seem to be
a b_bit shaky
tell me now
would you prefer
an endoscope up
or
an endoscope down
anal retentive
then
let's really go to town
cough twice
bronchoscopy
auscultation
cardiac surgery
a stent for lent
or a cardiac bypass
on the road to ruin
of my family tree
genetic counselling
xxx my arse
you'll never know me
cos you see
they're coming to take me away
ha ha - ha ha
hee hee - hee hee
but you've lots of data
to remember me
when finally
I can
R I P
DNR
Asystole
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