Monday, 9 September 2019

Said ...

Said ...

All behind like Brown’s cows (mum)

Half a crown postal order 
and a thruppeny stamp.
An ounce of Golden Virginia
and a packet of cigarette papers. (Dad)

He thinks his shit is chocolate. (Mum)

Old so and so - he died! (Dad)

Never say:
Up Mike’s behind the wall paper!
Or gor blimey!
Laughing leads to crying.(mum)

(Mum and Dad) 
No sooner said - than dead.

What can I say?

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