black (humour?)
jammed my thumb in the car door
now the nail has gone black
and it’s throbbing
we were out of town
so couldn’t ply the hot paperclip trick
to save the nail
will wait a few weeks for it to fall off
then bury it under the runner beans
well it looks like a runner bean seed
oh don’t make me clap my hands
it’s bloody sore
what?
oh it’s my left hand
now there is opposition to apposition
i will point that out
it’s also cut
and the antiseptic stings
and the plaster keeps slipping off
and and
oh bugger it
where’s the paracetamol
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