Crushing defeat

              Crushing defeat

I will carry her away on a cowboy horse        

           (my schoolgirl first love) 

       remember this was the 1950s

                           or

I will carry her away on a helicopter

           (Whirlybirds are Go!)

               remember them

                            or

I will carry her away on my motorbike 

             (Harley Davidson)

             roarmember them

I will show the lover boys who’s boss

But why not take her as yourself

            (looking back asks)

           but that’s daft ain’t it

                    just daft

   Although I did kiss her once

                      I did