the parable of the jehovah’s witness man

 the parable of the jehovah’s witness man

he called to my mum

did mr dean

had some cake and tea

then left his magazine

never talked of christianity

so you’d never know that he had been

each month as i recall

of his beliefs we knew absolutely bugger all

never read the watchtower or awake you see

used them to line the budgie cage wall to wall

but he sure did like my mother’s cake

she baked like an angel

said the jehova’s witness man

sipping his tea in 1950