i have been think king

 i have been think king

i have decided to nominate myself as king of our road 

on second thoughts king of the village

on third thoughts king of this end of town

or why not the whole town 

actually i have decide to be the king of south wales 

and of the whole principality of wales 

and why not

of england or indeed

king of the whole of the uk 

you know i am entitled to

now that i am king

to call you untitled so

bow down to me you plebeians

you know it makes perfect sense 

for me to rule over you 

because i am king and you loves me

perfects sense

isn’t it